Correct Names Twitter coins new names for everyday objects
Most animals and everyday objects have names that we've been using for so long that we don't give them a second thought.Â
The rectangular objects houses are built with? Those are bricks. The black-and-white striped animals in the jungle? Those are zebras. And a person who cures sick animals? That's a veterinarian.
One Twitter account, though, is rethinking the names we use for these things, replacing them with new names that actually make a lot of sense.
Correct Names< /span>, which is run by Manchester resident Manchester Mark Dempsey, shares new words and names for things that are more descriptive or just exceptionally punny.
Because, when you think about it, shouldn't a jet ski really be called a boatercycle?
Makes sense: A clever Twitter account is renaming everyday objects with funny new names
True: Most of the new names are 'technically correct'Â
No bones about it: Most are just funny new phrases to describe things with plain names
Easy to remmeber: A lot of the 'correct names' are fun because they rhyme, like Float Coat
Genius: The account is run by Manchester resident Manchester Mark Dempsey
We don't disagree! He jokingly renamed vodka 'Holy Water'
It's the bubbles: Champagne is a lot like jacuzzi water thanks to the bubbles â€" and it also leaves you feeling relaxed
Not exactly scientific: You definitely couldn't grow an actual bagel out of a Cheerio, but they do look like miniature versions of the breakfast bread
Woof! A veterinarian could definitely be called a 'dogtor' while treating pups â€" or a 'ducktor' while curing ducks
Pun perfection: Not calling astronauts 'skyentists' in the first place seems like a missed opportunityÂ
Lava spout: Rhyming names are always a bit more fun to say
Achoo! 'Tissue' comes from the from Old French word 'tissu', which means woven â€" though sneeze paper makes more sense
Makes ya think: If a person referred to 'cow sauce' or 'cow juice', it would be hard to mistake what they were talking about
Eat up! After all, isn't a spoon really just a vehicle for dessert? (And soup?)
Cozy: Grass definitely looks like a green shag rug
New species: The account also renames animals based on how they look
Ew! Skunks look a whole lot like squirrels â€" they're just smellier
Off to a party! Why wouldn't this tuxedo-wearing bird be called a Formal Chicken?
Smart: Armadillos are really just rabbits wearing suits of armor
Crawl: Sloths look like tiny monkeys â€" but they move a lot, lot slower
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