BBW London dominatrix earned £2K a night by sitting on men

BBW London dominatrix earned £2K a night by sitting on men

A 25-stone comedienne is spilling steamy secrets about her former life as a dominatrix â€" revealing how she could earn several hundreds of pounds by sitting on men while eating pizza. 

Miranda Kane, 36, of Finchley, London, worked as a big beautiful woman (BBW) escort in London for seven years. 

Using the name Melody, she would charge up to £2,000 for a night in a rented flat, also in London, where she'd make the fantasies of men aged 18 to 80 come true. 

Some of their kinks included being spanked with wooden spoons, or popping balloons with different body parts. 

'The things you can do with inanimate objects baffles me,' said Miranda, who is originally from Dorset. 'A lot of the time I think, 'How do you f ind this a turn on?' 

Miranda became a sex worker at 23, after her dream career in stand-up comedy failed to materialise. 

Miranda Kane, 36, of Finchley, London, worked as a big beautiful woman (BBW) escort in London for seven years

Men who were getting the 'girlfriend experience' at home would come to Miranda for something more kinky

Before this, she had quit her miserable job in telesales and started working part-time in Ann Summers, the saucy underwear and sex toys shop. 

She was also going on dates with men she met through Yahoo! chatrooms and OkCupid online dating site. 

At first, she said she was surprised by the amount of male attention she received, as she was used to being overlooked because of her size. 

'I was the biggest girl in my village, and people always said I had a nice face or lovely personality,' she recalled. 'But suddenly there were guys who liked me because of my body.' 

Miranda said Belle Du Jour wasn't realistic as it didn't show the character getting drunk at Wetherspoons with her friends 

The former sex worker has now fulfilled her dream of becoming a stand up comic 

Many of the men Miranda met up with were simply after no strings attached sex. 

Feeling used when they failed to ask her out on a proper dinner date, she began to wonder if she could charge them for the pleasure of her company. 

'At least then they'd be upfront about their intentions,' she said. After trawling the internet for a BBW escorts website, she uploaded her picture and phone number to one. 

She assumed nothing would come of it but, within half an hour, she had been contacted by a man staying in a posh hotel on Park Lane. 

By the time she had reached 30, the number of BBW sex workers in London had skyrocketed and Miranda was no longer interested in competing for business 

Miranda would charge up to £2,000 a night to be spanked with wooden spoons or sat on 

That evening, she earned £300 by spending an hour with him. She didn't sleep with him, and said she felt great afterwards, and that it'd been more like a date. 

'I invested that £300 in lacy knickers and stockings as I'd gone to my first assignment in socks and commando, without pants, as it was a laundry day,' she said.

In time, Miranda realised there was more popularity in dominatrix work, so began to move into that. 

Miranda, pictured seven years ago, worked as a dominatrix. She became a sex worker at the age of 23

She continued: 'I started off escorting and I didn't know much about dominating. 

'But lots of guys would tell me they wanted to be dominated and they didn't know how, so it was a natural progression. 

'One man's pain is definitely another man's pleasure. They're probably getting sex and the girlfriend experience at home, so are coming to me for something more kinky.' 

By the time she had reached 30, the number of BBW sex workers in London had skyrocketed. 

The comedian meeting a furry friend on holiday in February 

Miranda Kane, dominatrix turned comedienne, pictured last year

No longer interested in competing for business, Miranda turned her attention to comedy. 

Finding that people were fascinated â€" and amused â€" by her tales of her life as an escort, she was inspired to take to the stage to help humanise sex work. 

She said: 'Before, I wasn't comfortable with the way I looked and I had lost confidence in myself. 

Sex work gave Miranda confidence in what she looked like. Before her career as a dominatrix she worked in an Ann Summers store 

'Sex work gave me confidence in what I looked like and gave me something to say. 'I signed up for a six-week course and entered the Camden Fringe.' 

Since then, Miranda hasn't looked back. Now, she shocks and delights audiences with her wacky tales of her former life. 

The show, billed 'The Coin Operated Girl,' has toured Edinburgh festival four times. 

Miranda has given up sex work in favour of a career in comedy. Her show 'The Coin Operated Girl,' has toured Edinburgh festival four times

She is also releasing an audio sitcom called 'Slaving Away'- a fictionalised comedy of her experiences, which she was inspired to write after becoming frustrated at unrealistic portrayals of sex workers in mainstream media. 

She said: 'Sex workers are always shown as people addicted to drugs, people who are being trafficked or as being like Billie Piper's part in the TV show adaptation of Belle Du Jour. 

'She never had any friends, was chasing after one guy and lived in a mansion block on the South Bank. 

'There was no scene of her getting drunk with her friends at a Wetherspoon's on a Friday night â€" which is what my life was like.'

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